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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 16:22
Then came..
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
New Hope on Autoimmune Diseases: Sunlight - Newser
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Loons and Moons
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Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
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Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
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So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds